once you reach 1m twitter followers jack should mail you a gold watch and ban you for life. (this is a joke but would also probably save human civilization)
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also: remove all blue checks, ban all politicians from the platform, disable quote tweet (this will be bad for me personally, but good for the world), cap retweets on every tweet, regardless of content, at 1k, and release a slew of tools for mass blocking. slow this shit DOWN.
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i'm listening
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i want this for you, i want this for us
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would also be helpful
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give everyone a keypair and you can only view tweets of someone that has gone through a crucible to authorize your keys
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The fact that there is no "dislike" button (forcing you to articulate your dislike) tells you exactly how they feel about changes that would limit hate / engagement.
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would personally miss everyone dunkin on each other & blue check mark thought leadership, best reality TV in this day and age
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yes it is all very exciting, but left unchecked this dynamic could potentially lead to something as insane as a reality television star becoming president
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