The older you get, the more you realise people just don't know what they're doing and everyone is just making it up as they go along.
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The trick is, if you wear red lipstick and stiletto heals, they forget the same applies to *you* ;)
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"They are just taller than us" - my 4th grade best friend on adults
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Hopefully they're still set to a string of twenty zeroes so we all know them.
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happy monday, mike
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Yup. I'll never grow up. Sounds horrible.
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Highschool with nuclear codes. Now THAT's awesome.
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People who will have nothing to fight for will fight for nothing Which is mostly intentional in schools, and habit after that
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Kindergarten is more accurate
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