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florida man memes are just an elaborate psyop to keep the napa class out of the state
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Same with snakes and scorpions in Austin (100s of anonymous accounts tweeted fear about this these online when I said I was moving here, my total count of snake and scorpion sightings after one year remains zero).
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As are mosquitos
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Desantis is legit bad though
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From Miami, you'd probably have to drive 3+ hours north to get to any "Florida man" areas.
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Napa class - amazing. Did you come up with that? Need to double down on it if so. I think it could be a winner.
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As soon as it dawns that there's an entire "hurricane season," you reinvest elsewhere.
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mike r u on ur way
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Florida Man is a consequence of their transparency laws. If every state had the same laws, we’d have stories about top-tier weirdos from every single state.https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595 …
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