*Two days after my birthday* 5 year old, tentatively: “Um, Mom? I’m sorry for saying this, but you kind of seem the same height. Are you sure it was birthday yet?”
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5yo, hears me and his dad talking about how we first met: “Guys? How are you allowed to touch if you’re not from the same family?” Us:...? “Bc of CORONAVIRUS? You’re only supposed to touch your family.”
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Us: Explains a nuclear family 5yo: Ohhhh, OK, so now make our family a girl. Dad: A sister? We can’t make any promises. But when you grow up you can make a family with someone and have a daughter. 5yo: And then I’ll get to go to the doctor and see when the baby HAS A TAIL?!
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Replying to @jeramiedreyfuss
He then added “I bet it will look like a black panther tail, or a cheetah.” When we said it’s more like a tadpole, he said, “that was my second guess.”
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that confidence 
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