Being offered a drink and having someone take your coat is how the 0.001% live. Has this guy never been to a restaurant?!
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How to make a dinner sound like a gathering of serial killers using only your thesaurus.
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Same. Always took Thiel for the Trader Joe’s type
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Lol wtf is this article
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Never trust Big Edamame
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every mundane human interaction becomes weird when you describe it in detail
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i guess we’re all just weird
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Is the author unfamiliar with appetizers?
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