did i ever tell you guys about the time i got pulled over in utah yesterday, frisked on the side of the road, and guarded by backup while og deputy dewey searched my car for drugs with his k9 unit bc i have an earring and california plates and am therefore probably a criminal ??
he legitimately mentioned my plates several times and explicitly referenced them as suspect
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another problem that could be solved by federally legalizing pot
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"got any excessive regulation in your car that I should know about, sir?"
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Have you ever been to California?
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He’s not wrong.
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