Nope. It’s because they know you work in VC. 
did i ever tell you guys about the time i got pulled over in utah yesterday, frisked on the side of the road, and guarded by backup while og deputy dewey searched my car for drugs with his k9 unit bc i have an earring and california plates and am therefore probably a criminal ??
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harsh but fair
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ok ur right
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cops are bored here
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he legitimately mentioned my plates several times and explicitly referenced them as suspect
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An earring? Well then you clearly asked for it.
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I like Utah more now
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he asked if he could bring his dog out, and then again to search, and i said yes bc frankly i don’t understand the law as well as i should and was nervous about what might happen if i didn’t say yes
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