Please tell me you’re headed to Florida.
a woman on this flight with me just loudly declared — unprovoked, unrequested, literally out of nowhere — that she is negative for COVID-19, though did once have it (?!), which strikes me as the kind of thing we just don’t need to talk about on a plane?
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Kinda like telling people you’re in remission from herpes
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Nothing like loud, unprovoked declarations to put everyone at ease
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I also make sure to let everyone in crowded indoor spaces know that there's no fire whenever I feel it appropriate. Just doing my part.
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she's definitely positive for COVID-19
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This would never happen in first class
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goddamnit you always win
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She got the rus, dawg.
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