Ok, time to come clean about some of my recent criminal activity. I shook hands with someone last Wednesday. I got a haircut on Thursday. And I mailed seeds across state borders, all the way to Michigan, a few weeks ago. Where do I report to the local re-education camp?
wait, mailing seeds is illegal? my kid nieces literally just sent me some for the fire escape vegetable garden i can't have.
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Pol Pot
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