A fair and impartial judgement is all the people desire
a lot of babies on my insta lately and thanks that’s great but listen you’re not ALL getting the heart eyes emoji, ok? i’m an honest man, and some of your kids are just not as cute as the others.
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This is why I only post pictures of my kids on Twitter. Standards are much lower than insta.
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This feels consistent for you.
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Anatomy of rekt
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That's a nice way of saying ugly
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That being said here are pictures of my kid reading libertarian non-fiction to make sure you're properly calibrated https://twitter.com/the_ajohnston/status/1194832088555384832 …https://twitter.com/the_ajohnston/status/1052756687369564161 …
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