every april fools' day I try to convince my parents of something cataclysmic but ridiculous like an sf volcano or new york tsunami, with about a 50% hit rate. but inside of actual cataclysm i no longer feel... ok who am I kidding i've got literal aliens on the queue wish me luck
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Are they helpful or trying to conquer us?
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You need a tight script for the follow ups...
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