every april fools' day I try to convince my parents of something cataclysmic but ridiculous like an sf volcano or new york tsunami, with about a 50% hit rate. but inside of actual cataclysm i no longer feel... ok who am I kidding i've got literal aliens on the queue wish me luck
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Covid zombies rise from mass graves in Italy, feed on the young. Too ridiculous?
I think I can actually convince them of aliens though, and tbh it's been a rough month. need a win.
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I'll speculate they chose to arrive because of the global crisis, but not entirely related no
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