Mike Solana

Not from Chile :D We are ranked the safest country in terms of animal harmfulness index (AHI). --------- did you look it up? ---------- no, but seriously, we have like 0 dangerous animals

I ate a peanut once that tasted weird so spat it out only to discover the relatively large, colourful looking spider I was chewing along with it. I was probably 5 at the time and still think about that little bastard every time I reluctantly eat that delicious forbidden snack

I was once riding a container ship between Hawaii and Washington. Was down in the ship working near the containers. I looked up and there was a massive spider on the bulkhead a few inches from my face. I ran away.

Evolution is no joke. Just takes one mistake to destroy a lineage.

I am that

Weird side effect, as least for men: you can get a boner that lasts a really long time and then you never get another one for the rest of your life. https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2012/09/10/venom-from-the-banana-spider-could-be-the-new-viagra/ …

Still nuts for a big creature to be scared of a small one . ( even when it's not there ) .