Mike Solana on Twitter: "when i was six or seven i saw a documentary about venomous spiders that sometimes hide in shipments of produce from south america. i am in my early thirties now and still think about those little fuckers every time i touch a banana."

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1. Lee Edwards‏ @terronk Mar 3
  
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1. Jose Ocampo‏ @josegocampo Mar 3
  
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  Not from Chile :D We are ranked the safest country in terms of animal harmfulness index (AHI). --------- did you look it up? ---------- no, but seriously, we have like 0 dangerous animals
  
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1. David Cherry‏ @DavidBCherry Mar 3
  
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  I ate a peanut once that tasted weird so spat it out only to discover the relatively large, colourful looking spider I was chewing along with it. I was probably 5 at the time and still think about that little bastard every time I reluctantly eat that delicious forbidden snack
  
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1. Goober‏ @llihnairb Mar 3
  
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  I was once riding a container ship between Hawaii and Washington. Was down in the ship working near the containers. I looked up and there was a massive spider on the bulkhead a few inches from my face. I ran away.
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1. Dr. Cameron Sepah ‏ @DrSepah Mar 3
  
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  Evolution is no joke. Just takes one mistake to destroy a lineage.
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1. Daniela Perdomo ‏ @danielaperdomo Mar 3
  
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  I am that
  
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1. Yak-EAR-uh the Belovèd‏ @thel200ster Mar 4
  
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  Was this "documentary" the song Day-O by Harry Belafonte?
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1. Lee Markosian‏ @peternocturnal Mar 4
  
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  Weird side effect, as least for men: you can get a boner that lasts a really long time and then you never get another one for the rest of your life. https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2012/09/10/venom-from-the-banana-spider-could-be-the-new-viagra/ …
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