hope they're coming with a hearse
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I've been told that males should avoid use of smileyfaces in all communications, but this may only apply to straight males.
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what about the upside down smiley face?
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Once I texted one of my subordinates that “I need to see you in the showroom”. Only problem was that I did it via Siri and instead sent an email that said “I need to see you in the shower”. This is my ghost typing this.
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My fave is the sec —> sex thumb slip

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my iphone autocorrects mad to mdma I’m really into trauma literature okay
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JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT AND YOU CAN NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AND COME OFF AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOU INTEND TO BE :)
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I don't think one can be "canceled" for a semicolon.
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Goodbye Mike, it was nice knowing you. ;)
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I had to read this tweet out loud and it was the best thing ever ;) ;)
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