one extremely unreasonable thing about me is i absolutely hate umbrellas, including just the sight of someone else with an umbrella, and choose — consistently — to go to work soaking wet rather than buy an umbrella?
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Some of this might be the fact that at 6’3” (4”?) you’re the guy who almost gets assaulted every time it’s raining by pointy ends. Umbrellas are anti-social, is what I’m saying
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In 2020 we WILL bring back the dignified raincoat
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Being Short Advantage #4! See also: Airplanes, low ceilings, climbing in moving trucks
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