So you’re not gonna invest in my D2C umbrella startup?
one extremely unreasonable thing about me is i absolutely hate umbrellas, including just the sight of someone else with an umbrella, and choose — consistently — to go to work soaking wet rather than buy an umbrella?
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i really fucking hate umbrellas!
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So it’s not just me
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Get a Goretex jacket
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i genuinely prefer to pretend the rain isn’t happening, doesn’t matter, i’ll be dry soon etc.
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When are you gonna move to the desert?
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Haha I feel the opposite tbh ^^ What do you dislike about them?
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they just feel extremely emasculating and british like i legit imagine everyone in london with the mary poppins chimney sweep guy accent dancing with umbrellas
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Some of this might be the fact that at 6’3” (4”?) you’re the guy who almost gets assaulted every time it’s raining by pointy ends. Umbrellas are anti-social, is what I’m saying
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people are constantly poking me with their umbrella!!!!
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