ME: I’ll just eat one quarter of this donut 2 MINUTES LATER: *after eating all the donut, one quarter at a time* uh, probably not as bad as if I’d eaten it all at once. At least some crumbs fell off when I cut it 5 MINUTES LATER: fuck it, I’m eating the crumbs
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