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boomers “were promised flying cars,” but i was supposed to be riding to work on a chocobo by now, and sure, colonizing mars would be great (if anyone were actually working on it). but are we really not doing *anything* with antarctica? ever?
you know we can build a fucking blimp city over the san francisco bay, right? you want to model our country after sweden. that’s cute. i’m out here talking about CLOUD PIRATES and blade runner aesthetics minus the dystopia. we could all be banging holograms right now.
i’m done with the “should we replace private healthcare” debate. what we should be replacing is the human body. it sucks. let me regenerate my limbs like a lizard already, and if i want giant bird wings that’s my prerogative. bioluminescent eyes that glow purple? take. my. money.
“free college for everyone” is a scam. kids go to college to 1) get drunk, and 2) have sex. technology can improve both of these things for a fraction of the cost. but while we’re on the topic of actual education: if it isn’t an adaptive learning AI gtfo of my timeline.
i would like to fall in love before i die. i would like a superintelligent synthetic being to help me do this (and trust me that’s what it’s gonna take). but you assholes are out here training machines to sell bathing suits. folks, BATHING SUIT A.I. IS CANCELED.
i shouldn’t have to drop the mic. there should be a global network of displays and feeds that free us from portable hardware by now. and if we ever decide to learn something about the human mind we might even have a shot at interfacing with machines directly.
i want to live forever. i want you to live forever. i want us all to be taking seriously the goal of living forever. but for god’s sake, what is any of it worth without vision? life doesn’t have to be an endless social media misery parade. we have to start dreaming again.
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None of these are improvements though? *sigh* It's time for some Game Theory...
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