2/ but imagine, concurrently, you have been texting the woman with not entirely perfect english who, once every two weeks, cleans your home. you are thanking her for another job well done. she responds to your texts with a "?"
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1/ imagine you are remotely viewing a spooky film with your spooky friend chrissy (she's in minnesota, you're in california). you are texting furiously about the killers when a thought strikes - silly and harmless but dark in that cute way kind of and you just. text it. nbd!pic.twitter.com/gm77EFkwOc
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3/ now imagine, just for a second, that moment you realize you just texted your cleaning lady the words "there are a few ppl in my life i'd probably tell if i killed someone" I M A G I N E
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