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Stuff related to my (@generativist's) dissertation. At least tangentially.

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    1. ██████████‏ @microjudgments 2 Apr 2019
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      "I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman."

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      "I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars."

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      "I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time"

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      "(although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. "

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    5. ██████████‏ @microjudgments 2 Apr 2019
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      "I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive."

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      "I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck."

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      "I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too."

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      "I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system."

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      "I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."

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      ██████████‏ @microjudgments 2 Apr 2019
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      Thank you, @neilhimself. The map you gave me was a good one to follow!

      3:28 PM - 2 Apr 2019
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        2. your frond myk‏ @mykola 2 Apr 2019
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          We’ve been watching the American Gods tv show and I keep marveling at how many of my most important ideas were already in there, must have been shaped by his work when I read it when I was young.

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        3. (wannabe) breaker of (the bad) loops‏ @generativist 2 Apr 2019
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          I haven't got to see the new season. My defense is in a week. But I'm sure that's true and I can't wait to watch it and feel the same way :)

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