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Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.
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Hang on...aren't you on at the ACME club in Minneapolis right now? Multitasker!
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Guess the congressmen didn't get the memo.
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Nor the email... Although it may gone to his junk folder.
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Cause he really stepped up to the plate in '39 to '45.
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In the floods, God will send him a
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He'll drown, while praying, and God will ask: "What the hell are you doing here?!?" - Show replies
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At least I know scientists are real.
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