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Comedian. Wolf.

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  1. 20 hours ago

    At this rate, we're going to need every black person to be Iron Man

    27 retweets 124 likes
  2. 22 hours ago

    Hillary Clinton is a lot like Lance Armstrong, "I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Okay I did it. The whole time."

    20 retweets 84 likes
  3. Jul 6

    i would love to be able to fall and roll around at my job the way soccer players do at their job.

    19 retweets 90 likes
  4. Jul 6

    my body camera always falls off right before i murder someone.

    82 retweets 218 likes
  5. Jul 5

    I think Taylor Swift might actually just be an instagram filter

    53 retweets 227 likes
  6. Jul 4

    Whoa, Kevin Durant, you're not supposed to take this independence day thing literally.

    21 retweets 69 likes
  7. Jul 4

    Shoes, meet Chanel. Chanel, meet shoes. Happy fucking birthday America.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  8. Jul 4

    Happy, potentially, final Independence Day.

    42 retweets 124 likes
  9. Jun 29

    She's so much better at taking selfies than me.

    22 likes
  10. Jun 29

    July 29th and 30th!

    You should probably get to know . She’s great!
    5 retweets 16 likes
  11. Jun 27

    This is how powerful china is - they have a town in every major city.

    22 retweets 155 likes
  12. Jun 27

    Stop asking if I want to uber pool. I'll never want to uber pool.

    21 retweets 97 likes
  13. Jun 26

    from now on when i look for an apartment i will ask "is it along a parade route?"

    12 retweets 140 likes
  14. Jun 26

    Tonight!!! Firework emoji

    Tonight! The Daily Show Stand-Up in the Park at Central Park’s Summer Stage. Doors open at 7pm. FREE!
    1 retweet 22 likes
  15. Jun 25

    Soccer coaches look like accountants that are going through a divorce.

    20 retweets 104 likes
  16. Jun 25

    You know you're watching European soccer when there are several players named Gareth.

    10 retweets 74 likes
  17. Jun 23

    When one brindow closes, another brindow opens.

    12 retweets 86 likes
  18. Jun 22

    I think trump thinks he's running for king

    45 retweets 186 likes
  19. Jun 22

    it's great the knicks are getting derrick rose. they were running low on chronically injured players.

    17 retweets 91 likes
  20. Jun 21

    Birthday burgers.

    1 retweet 21 likes

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