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@MichelleButeau

I've been doing sit ups since I was ten. They don't work. Buy my comedy album!

Brooklyn, New York
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Joined January 2010
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  1. 1 hour ago

    Tonight I told I wanted to spread her face on bread like Nutella & eat it.

    1 retweet 12 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    Dope 2 celebrate @ 5/5 . Happy Birthday Art: S. Alexander

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    1:34 PM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
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  3. 8 hours ago

    But can't I just like lemonade without everyone thinking my man cheated on me?

    11 retweets 82 likes
  4. Jun 6

    A palmetto bug just flew by my head, I screamed "no why", ran off, up a hill, my friend yelled "why are you so scared of hummingbirds?"

    19 likes
  5. Jun 6

    Shout out to the employees that have to make the "be neat and wipe your seat" signs. You're more then that. 🚽

    4 retweets 12 likes
  6. Jun 4

    He shook up the world, and the world's better for it. Rest in peace, Champ.

    7:05 AM - 4 Jun 2016 · Details
    62,614 retweets 130,511 likes
  7. Jun 4

    Watch Muhammad Ali's perfect response to "not all white people are racist" -- in 1971

    5:17 AM - 4 Jun 2016 · Details
    911 retweets 1,136 likes
  8. Jun 3

    I refugee from Guantanamo Bay dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay ...

    1 retweet 11 likes
  9. Jun 3

    FLASHBACK TONIGHT at 8/7c with ​​ in ! 👮 | 🎥 +

    8:37 AM - 3 Jun 2016 · Details
    13 retweets 18 likes
  10. Jun 2

    This is what I woke up to on the plane this morning. It was terrifying.

    4:07 PM - 2 Jun 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 55 likes
  11. Jun 1

    In New Orleans, I thought I'd be more like a Cajun ho in Interview With a Vampire, but I'm more like A Free Jazz Band Jenny Craig Meeting.

    2 retweets 23 likes
  12. Jun 1

    My first time in New Orleans & I'm ready to show my tig ol'biddies for dollar store iridescent beads!!! 💜💛💚

    3 retweets 33 likes
  13. May 26

    Got stuck in an elevator after work & lived to tell about it. Video by HMU by

    8:47 PM - 26 May 2016 · Details
    5 retweets 41 likes
  14. May 24

    So much fun guys.

    what a delight. 🐍
    2 likes
  15. May 23

    Gurl. 😫

    1 retweet 4 likes
  16. May 23

    Whenever someone asks me to "hold the door" it'll never be the same..

    11 likes
  17. May 21

    Who dis?

    2 retweets 17 likes
  19. May 16

    There's nothing better then hearing a grown man sing a Prince song at the top of his lungs in public. 💜

    6 retweets 31 likes
  20. May 15

    At 18 yrs old Max Verstappen is the youngest winner of . When I was 18, I was memorizing Janet Jackson videos & drinking 40s.

    1 retweet 20 likes

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