A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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That she brought her own hard-boiled egg is a different conversation I’m not ready to have.
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It’d be a pity to waste this viral tweet so in the spirit of selling something namely myself sign up for a free trial of my patreon - some eps are free altogether. It’s 90 percent mayo content.
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