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America's Michelle Collins. , The View, get my IMDB starmeter up for my remaining credits. See my stand-up live in NY at UCB erry month.

New York, NY
Joined June 2009

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  1. Lots of guys on the upper west side dressed up like DILFs tonight.

  2. My costume tonight is "Girl Lying About Her No Makeup Selfie"

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  4. Ladies and gentlemen, your best Halloween costume: My brother in drag. My mom borrowed the…

  5. My best impression is of an English person doing an American accent

  6. Before and after of me on Saturday night

  7. One thing The Fall has taught me: Irish prisons look gorge and they are vvv lax with the whole handcuffing thing. Great place 2 b a criminal

  8. THIS IS THE GPODAWUND, BABY

  9. today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized

  10. where everyone on the call is whispering. All the time.

  11. Third season of The Fall is an endless conference call you're not allowed to mute yourself on.

  12. Another interesting Q and not that Im complaining but why does he continue to look like a J Crew model post coma & in jail?

  13. I'd like a breakdown of how much Jamie Dornan got paid per word for the third season of The Fall a la Arnold in Terminator.

  14. Thank you to the barefoot girl stumbling around the bar in a giant homemade McDonald's fries costume for making it all worth it.

  15. Goals for Halloween 2017: Spend less than $3 on costume. Avoid shitty open bar "witch's brew" drinks. Wake up next day not feeling like 💀.

  16. Completely forgot about my run-in with Natalie Portman last night

  17. Trust me when I say next season of American Horror Story is the most terrifying yet, but don't…

  18. On a 1 to 10 giving melissa_moretti's costume an ELEVEN bc that's the name of it everybody. (We…

  19. I can't explain it but somehow this costume cost me $250.

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