A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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Comedian, writer & host of THE MICHELLE COLLINS SHOW & Midnight Snack podcast, new eps out daily. Free trial link below! Formerly known from SiriusXM & The View
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realize the entire system is broken and some dems to blame, and that Rs trade off of the paranoia instilled by footage of people fleeing a mall, school, church, etc… but watching this horrifying footage week after week needed to vent. I feel ill.
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The United States has entered apocalyptic territory and I know this has been said time and time again - daily - but the Republican ghouls who accept money in exchange for American lives are rotted to a level I don’t think the Bible ever covered.
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Charles is the most unserious King ever but I think deep down he knows.
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Can anyone who speaks German translate what this says?
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Honestly it’s the part I was born to play
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I’d kill to see you host a reunion of this show
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I actually love it!! And love her! Obviously will be unpacking it next week on the show.
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I’ve never needed a @michcoll review more than I do right now for Jewish Matchmaking on Netflix.
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BREAKING: West Wing’s Bradley Whitford says it’s “fucking ridiculous” film and TV writers aren’t paid more as executives rack in millions.
“Last year, eight major Hollywood studio CEOS made over $773,000,000 in annual salary. Meanwhile, many of the workers who write their shows… Show more
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Me, Abby and my Mom recap the Met Gala and all of the below. And it’s free to ALL. No sign up needed. Patreon.com/michcoll or download the Patreon app 💅🏻 #themichellecollinsshow
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Just a lil heads up that my mom will be joining & I on the show tomorrow to talk #METGALA. You can sign up here to listen for free 🥰
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My show in NYC at is coming up on 5/17! We're almost sold out soooo grab a ticket and come see me live! publictheater.org/productions/jo
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Jack Nicholson and Larry David😎
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why is this my literal body
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okay how does she have an ass crack given she’s just a standard, if extremely well-endowed mermaid in the front. like anatomically how would that work
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Brendan is a creative genius and the absolute loveliest. Whoever snaps him up is, too, a genius because he's the best!
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Hello, I was laid off from VICE News after 6 and a half years. I loved the people there and the exciting opportunities and projects I got to work on. Some films to be released soon, some hopefully to a festival near you. Thank you. Oh and let me know if you need anything.
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Such terribly sad news. Beyond his talkshow persona, I'm so grateful to have learned abt his giant sense of empathy & exceptional intellect & sense of humor during his many interviews w on her radio program. Rest in peace, Jerry.
"Take care of yourselves & each other."
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TV host Jerry Springer dies aged 79 bbc.in/3NB4Jb5
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listen.. i am sorry. i have always been an AIDAN GIRL and i refuse to change!!!!
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They dropped that Tucker Carlson/Don Lemon news to distract yall from the real truth, Bed Bath & Beyond coupons expire Wednesday. Stay Woke.
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I genuinely thought this was Matt Lucas
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This entire story is so wild (dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1) but this is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen.
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The name 😂❤️
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RIP Barry Humphries. If you haven’t watched his 4 appearances on Parkinson as Dame Edna you’re in for a real treat. Effortlessly witty and as Parkinson confirmed his favourite & funniest guest! 
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The number of truly funny people on the planet keeps plummeting 😩 genuinely one of the all-time best
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‘Dame Edna Everage’ Dead: Comedian Barry Humphries Was 89 deadline.com/2023/04/dame-e
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I appreciate them
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Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas attend the premiere of #Citadel in Rome, Italy.
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If you haven't signed up for the free trial please trust me today is the day you should. New episode with some LOVE IS BLIND goss and a lot of other VENTS with
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If you're not bringing the same passion to #IndianMatchmaking as you are to #LoveIsBlind you don't deserve either show.
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I record the show on this very bridge every day
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@michcoll BTS recording The Michelle Collins show
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