Michael Toner

@michaeltoner

Interested in programming & politics. The fun never starts

Northern Ireland
Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Feb 2016

    Using a cash machine even though it wants to run "chkdsk". Life on the edge

    9 retweets 29 likes
  2. Retweeted
    8 Jun 2016

    My latest: A thousand Spanish sheep rampage city streets after their shepherd falls asleep:

    8 replies 141 retweets 155 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Sadiq Khan has spoken for London and our country in standing up to hate. That is how we stop terrorists winning, not by promoting division.

    Pathetic excuse by London Mayor Sadiq Khan who had to think fast on his "no reason to be alarmed" statement. MSM is working hard to sell it!
    1,745 replies 24,394 retweets 60,465 likes
  4. Jun 3

    Someone at Amazon is testing my Alexa skill for certification right this minute. I'm a nervous wreck.

    1 reply
  5. May 24

    Because I read book on DNA, I took a 23andme test. Now I'm chatting with 1st cousins in Brooklyn,NY nobody knew about

    1 reply 3 retweets 26 likes
  6. May 23

    7 years ago, in May 2010, these 2 pizzas were bought with 10,000 bitcoin. At todays value, that's $22,610,000 (over $11m dollars a pizza)

    2 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 23

    This truly wonderful Roger story from is soothing my aching soul. 😪

    890 replies 35,372 retweets 55,669 likes
  8. May 21

    With chapters on Star Wars,Peter O'Toole,Katharine Hepburn the bio is the best I've read in 20 years

  9. May 18

    Amazon Prime Reading looks pretty good if you've a Prime account. Books and magazines available for free

  10. Retweeted
    Apr 27

    It's never happened before. It will probably never happen again. £5 to for breakfast at with 7 DOCTORS WHO. ?

    9 replies 121 retweets 236 likes
  11. Apr 14

    An increasingly common sentiment and completely understandable. Twitter loses another big name

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    I didn't know this. GB chose red passports. The EU doesn't set what colour a member uses. Croatia just got full membership. This is theirs.

    , , and 7 others
    96 replies 1,449 retweets 1,223 likes
  13. Apr 1

    Every April Fools day I think of this tweet

    April Fools jokes do the exact opposite of what comedy should do. The only person laughing is the one who made the joke.
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    That's Doctor Ciara Kelly to you -

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    24 replies 128 retweets 757 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    1. There is a very high probability Trump himself or someone acting on his orders leaked those 2 pages of his 2005 1040. I will explain.

    50 replies 142 retweets 307 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    This has made my morning tolerable

    201 replies 4,955 retweets 8,494 likes
  17. Mar 9

    Nearly 5 years on and I still find the "Elderly Woman Ruins 19th Century Fresco" funny.

    2 likes
  18. Mar 4

    If I could be in London tomorrow night, I'd be entering this competition. Looks great

    our competition closes tomorrow. winner spends the evening with on set with andrew lincoln. FFS enter. best night ever.
    1 like
  19. Mar 3

    Thinking about the £11 wifi enabled, 2 way intercom, night vision camera I just bought

    Loved this detail from the New Yorker's piece on Russian cybercrime
    2 likes
  20. Feb 28

    Really impressed with DNA analysis. It's finding DNA 1st cousins & data can be uploaded to other sites for more info

  21. Feb 28

    Sometimes I feel silly for using dedicated servers instead of the cloud. Not today.

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