Michael  

@michaelschweitz

Laughter is the only way through this storm. ‘s fool. Accidental Activist. I believe most people are good. ✌🏻🤟🏼🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🌊🗽

The Fetal Position
Joined March 2010

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  1. 10 hours ago

    The fact that these “journalists” let him get away with this blatant hypocrisy with no follow up is outrageous. Our weak and neutered press will be where the blame lands when democracy dies.

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  2. 12 hours ago

    Buddy recreates his favorite movie scenes. 🍿 🎥

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  3. 13 hours ago

    In case you are wondering, yes, Buddy is still stealing everything he can get in his mouth and stockpiling it.

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  4. 14 hours ago

    Did you know that the movie “The Secret Life of Pets” features a dachshund named “Buddy”?! That’s crazy!

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  5. 14 hours ago

    But, not quite deep enough to reach your pride.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    It’s obvious that you can’t hear the shit coming from your mouth, but, can you smell it?

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  7. 17 hours ago

    Hey , while you try your best to have your guests say that calling a MF’er has hurt the Dems cause, here’s a clip you can review. You’re insufferable.

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  8. 18 hours ago

    Hey , great job. The dope you graduated doesn’t even know how tariffs work. 👍🏻

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  9. Jan 4

    Dear Advertisers: Hitch your star to this misogyny wagon at your own peril. A lot of “high-earning” women won’t be spending their high-earnings on your products and services.

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  10. Jan 4

    Yes, Gym. The Dems are “focused on doing something about a problem”. Something you wouldn’t know anything about.

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  11. Jan 3

    Buddy’s bedtime routine includes slaying the evil lounge pillow so we can sleep safe and sound. Not sure how I survived the nights without him on guard. 🐾

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  12. Jan 3

    Congratulations . Today was made possible because of you!! We have plenty of work to do, but today, we celebrate our first of many victories in the fight to take back our country! ✌🏻 ❤️

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  13. Jan 3

    What looks like shit and reeks of humiliation?

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  14. Jan 3

    Neither. I want you to scrub the bathroom.

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  15. Jan 3
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  16. Jan 3
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  17. Jan 3

    “When the filth shows up at a Mr. Clean convention”.

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  18. Jan 3

    You break it, you bought it, sweetheart. No take backs.

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  19. Jan 3

    Check out the :30 mark. “Adderall coming out of his, wherever”?

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  20. Jan 3

    Good Morning! We have less than 6 hours left of ‘s loathsome, vile, gutless political career! Have a great day!

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