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writer @colbertlateshow @nightlyshow @onn @theonion @wildaggressive. what's known in the biz as an abhorrent microtalent.

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    Michael Pielocik‏ @michaelpielocik 17 Aug 2016

    .@nightlyshow's graphics team often made GREAT things for jokes that got cut. Here are 4 favs without any context:pic.twitter.com/mBTDVicQyg

    8:08 am - 17 Aug 2016
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    • Kelly Major Amorphous Chaos Mass T. Faulkner Ed petethetexan Nic Nikipedia Hayman Ammie Rupani Roksteady Kaяma 🌀 Sean Michael Ortega
    5 replies . 60 retweets 207 likes
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      1. Michael Pielocik‏ @michaelpielocik 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @michaelpielocik

        This one did make the show but I can't remember what the joke was and frankly it DOES NOT MATTER.pic.twitter.com/fSa86S3aqh

        2 replies . 0 retweets 20 likes
      2. Michael Pielocik‏ @michaelpielocik 18 Aug 2016
        Replying to @michaelpielocik

        pic.twitter.com/2gww99Nl76

        0 replies . 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. End of conversation
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      1. Cullen Crawford‏ @HelloCullen 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @michaelpielocik @nightlyshow

        imagining that this is all for one desk piece

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      2. Michael Pielocik‏ @michaelpielocik 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @HelloCullen @nightlyshow

        the epic ben carson takedown that never was

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Having Said That  🗣‏ @Lalaej 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @michaelpielocik @nightlyshow

        I am so upset this. Show is cancelled. Should have time to build. 18yo not only demographic-idiots!

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      1. george-t 🖖 🌊 💙‏ @therealwombat1 17 Aug 2016
        Replying to @michaelpielocik @nightlyshow

        Great Stuff.

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