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@michaelperret1

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  1. Retweeted
    24 Sep 2014

    CHAMPANGE PAPI AND G-EAZY SNACKIN ON THAT ORGANIC GRANOLA.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  2. Jun 6

    OMG GUYS GITHUB IS DOWN EVERYONE STOP WORKING

  3. Jun 6

    when the feature you really really need has been in "beta" for the past year and a half...

  4. Jun 3

    One of those regular days at where you find out there's a 10ft cardboard cutout of your boss

    One of those regular days in Palm Springs where you whip out a 10ft cardboard version of your friend at the pool.
    2 replies 2 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

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    As the federal government gets its head stuck in a toilet tank, here are some measures passed by the CA State Senate in the last 24 hours:
    19 retweets 19 likes
  6. Retweeted
    May 31

    how have i never noticed this amazing painted utility box at Church & Duboce??

    18 replies 56 retweets 305 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 23

    8:00 AM: Too tired to think Noon: Too tired to think 5:00 PM: Too tired to think Midnight: How do dragons blow out candles??

    74 replies 3,766 retweets 8,265 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 17

    rt pls i wanna

    618 replies 28,398 retweets 36,647 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 9

    I wanna buy this guy a beer

    207 replies 23,150 retweets 82,814 likes
  10. Apr 20

    my last tweet was surprisingly morbid so here's an update 90% of the content was restored as expected with minimal loss of metadata 🎉😄😴

  11. Apr 19

    When you have to restore production data from an archive 😰 When you realize the archive file is corrupted

    1 reply 1 like
  12. Apr 19

    TIL there's a unit called "millinillion" which is 10^3003

    1 like
  13. Apr 16

    TIL California allows Unicode in their license plates? ✋

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  14. Retweeted
    Apr 6

    waffles in 2017 will now have stories

    91 replies 4,784 retweets 12,338 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki McNugget Dipping Sauce

    1 reply 7 retweets 14 likes
  16. Apr 1
    Replying to and

    important addendum: don't be a bitch, make your aioli from scratch

    1 like
  17. Apr 1

    made a really fucking good burger today inspired by and cc: (I know you like the good shit)

    2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
  18. Mar 30

    yo what?

    1 reply
  19. Mar 30
    Replying to

    Standard REST reveals tons of metadata via routing information, but if you could run via a persistent secure websocket, nothing much to see

  20. Mar 30

    What would your ISP see if you had a SPA using one wss:// for all server communications? I think just enc. packets w/o much metadata, right?

    1 reply

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