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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 11 May 2018
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    I'm from Brooklyn, we don't really have those. How about a schoolteachers joke? https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/995060325148909568 …

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    2:59 PM - 11 May 2018
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    • NAK Lexi🇪🇸🇨🇺 Gen🅱️iotics Adam Paul Compton Ruso Caruso Unnamed source Tyler J. Cody Supreme Fact Checker kermit at home™ (smol™)
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      1. ACupOfPissedMiss‏ @8645AmySaysVote 11 May 2018
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        Aren't they all in the vineyard or berks? Mmkay.

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      2. Tom Sisk‏ @TomSisk72 11 May 2018
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        Um, a REAL badass wouldn't be all anonymous like. Just sayin'.

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      1. Kym Robinson‏ @KymRobinson80 12 May 2018
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        @pattonoswalt Amazing what the American celebrity gets upset over. Always silent as their government bludgeons foreign poor people abroad with endless war and empire. But shake your texting finger at some PC garble and indignation reigns. Odd culture.

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      1. Chris Gruber‏ @grubi 13 May 2018
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        But you have maids?

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        People in *Brooklyn* don't have maids?

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      1. Is This Hell?‏ @WattleOfBits 11 May 2018
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        OF COURSE YOU ARE

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      1. TheGlamourMachine‏ @Kathleen_426 12 May 2018
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        OMG - HA!! Brooklyn - hedge fund suburb of NYC has been awash in privileged douche nozzles for 15 yrs. And most of them have help of one kind or another

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      2. Kevin Walter‏ @kwzombi 11 May 2018
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        🐸👌🏼🥃🇺🇸

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        wat

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