I don't wait until I'm shot at to defend myself.
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By next week, they were all using "getting shot" as part of their pickup lines.
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I can say with certainty that if I were being shot at, I would prefer to have the ability to return fire.
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That segues into a “Different Strokes” or “What’s Happening” flashback. This is who needs to explain gun policy to us.
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A gay infant who is armed to the teeth and has a history of attempted matricide...but I digress.
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STAAAWP!! I just spit kratom all over my desk.
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Seth hasn't thought through this had he
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