I’m in the emergency room attached to some machines watching your show from today. These tweets are hilarious!! Thanks for helping me pass the time while I sit here and wait.
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Just take a Sharpie and change it to peristalsis.
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If they are going to be historically accurate they should have put peasants
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Damn you win
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