Pretty sure the wife is buying me a signed copy of "Dear Reader" by @michaelmalice for Christmas this year and I haven't been this legitimately excited for a Christmas present since I was a kid! 
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It didn't come before we went out of town to visit family for Christmas. She's a bit of a procrastinator, and apparently is unaware of the magnitude of my man crush on a certain lich.

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oh ok. i was worried about that one but it had arrived in time
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But now I have to send that lawyer back to whence he came. Anybody know how to un-sacrifice a virgin?
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