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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 20 Dec 2017
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    I have on more than one occasion heard people say that airplanes are examples of exceptions to the law of gravity. I am sure others have heard this as well

    11:03 AM - 20 Dec 2017 from Brooklyn, NY
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      1. Hozay | Third Party voter‏ @homieRUOK 20 Dec 2017
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        They're made of Nth metal

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      1. Dent In The World  🚁 🤸‏ @dentintheworld 20 Dec 2017
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        That doesn't really fly with me.

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      1. Apollo Slater‏ @apolloslater 20 Dec 2017
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        If you mold clay into the shape of a plane, it will start floating. Common knowledge.

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      1. elia noris‏ @enoris 20 Dec 2017
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        Angels gently push them in the air by the wings

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      1. joseph‏ @josephf5 20 Dec 2017
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        It’s true. The wings and propellers on planes are to keep them from floating off into space.

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      1. Avant-Garde Calculator Musician  🏳️‍🌈‏ @sbk_44 20 Dec 2017
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        Powered by CIA chemtrails and gay frogs.

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      1. Lost In LA‏ @lost_in_la 20 Dec 2017
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        It's what makes you an intellectual.

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      1. The Dionysium‏ @Dionysium 20 Dec 2017
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        People also say that life is the exception to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Many such cases!

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      1. tomwalls  ⭐‏ @tomwalls 20 Dec 2017
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        Yes @berniethoughts

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      1. John Jasper  😊 💜‏ @johndjasper 20 Dec 2017
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        It's true! The larger the aircraft, the bigger the exception. This was known by the ancients. 😋

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