"I have to pat you down in the groin area."
If this is something you say in the course of your job, you are literal shit. #TSA
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Did you just finish interviewing a statist?
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Oh noes. Looks like more than 3.4 ounces.
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A few weeks ago I was at Walmart and both of the people in front of me had shit on the back of their shirts
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Is that poop
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