And then this happened.pic.twitter.com/X2tv4ZAZS5
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At least he didn't say "boobs".
Even club bouncers?
If there is a hell, it is run by the US Dept of Homeland Security.
Unless it Ends Happily. 
We’d like to look into this further. Can you pls provide add’l details including airport/date/time?https://twitter.com/messages/compose?recipient_id=3292337961 …
Boooooooo
High school swim coach is usually a volunteer position
Shift your pelvis forward and grunt when they do it.
TSA agent: Any part of your body that's sensitive? Me: [stares at agent] TSA agent: [rolls his eyes]
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