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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice 10 Jun 2017
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    When men used to order dinner for their dates, was he just speaking for her or was he actually choosing for her?

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      1. Todd Seavey‏ @ToddSeavey 10 Jun 2017
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        I still hear (awkward) tales of males picking the females' dishes today.

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      1. Joe Lawson‏ @DirtFiction 10 Jun 2017
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        I would think it conveys that you are listening to her. Not just in one ear and out the other.

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      1. Randy Sreden‏ @randysreden 10 Jun 2017
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        I used to order for my wife. I would always ask her what she wanted beforehand. I was raised it was polite to order for the woman.

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      1. Jon McCain‏ @SenJonMcCain 10 Jun 2017
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        He was correctly assuming her deficiency of an ability to choose. And so, as a being with free will, he exercised her choice.

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        depends on the magnitude of his ego.

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      1. Courtney Yates‏Verified account @CourtneyHYates 10 Jun 2017
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        I think when restaurants first became a thing you preordered the whole thing before you got there

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      1. Onson Sweemey‏ @TaboriHK 11 Jun 2017
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        When I've done it to my friends I was definitely choosing

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      1. Aaron Vaughan‏ @aarvau 11 Jun 2017
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        I had an older lady tell me once that the ladies would tell the men what they wanted and the guy would pick what he could afford.

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        I've been told you should know her tastes well enough to be able to choose something she'd like.

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