@michaelmalice "Uncle Michael," that would be super-creepy.
There are two dating sixteen year olds here and I'm supertempted to give them condoms and an excruciatingly awkward, graphic conversation.
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@michaelmalice offer them drinks in your basement tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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