Alrighty homos, with this marriage thing out of the way it's on to stage two: tearing this whole country apart.
@TopherBurns I thought you were going to glitterbomb Iran
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@michaelmalice just a publicity stunt. Our main goal with the US military is to render it ineffective via rampant gay sex and effeminacy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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