@michaelmalice I had the weirdest dream that you were a mattress salesman. A super-unethical one too
Bored? Tell a random person "I had the weirdest dream that you were buried alive."
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@brianvan i said they were king size but it was just full!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAAH
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@michaelmalice it's funny you say thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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