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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 21
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    Michael Malice Retweeted  🍄 The Petrichory  🏕️

    would bet good money that the urine from an animal living in an arid environment is far worse than one in a water-rich environment, cf cat pee v dog pee every attempt i've seen to show "just as terrible" options are demonstrations of an inability to think criticallyhttps://twitter.com/The_Petrichory/status/1296872131859378176 …

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     🍄 The Petrichory  🏕️ @The_Petrichory
    Which would you rather gargle: * The urine of a wolf. * The urine of a coyote. Michael's favorite kind of poll is where all the options are just about as terrible as every other option. https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1296861614050873347 …
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      1. Jeff Rowberg‏ @jrowberg Aug 21
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        The coincidental juxtaposition of these two tweets in my timeline was too good to keep to myself.pic.twitter.com/SbnFc6F7sB

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      2. Maybe Diogenes‏ @UnrealDiogenes Aug 21
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        Replying to @michaelmalice

        Does volume come into play? Are we talking about average "bladder emptying" of each? Because a shot of piss whiskey may be preferable to a pint of piss beer.

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      3. Maybe Diogenes‏ @UnrealDiogenes Aug 21
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        @BearGrylls you're the expert here. Any help?

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      1. ⛤ Jenni Ⓐ‏ @oOJenniLeighOo Aug 21
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        At least I know the coyote is local 😌

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      2. Christopher Cross‏ @Chris_Cross77 Aug 21
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        It's like saying would you rather drink a cup of household bleach or gurgle commercial strength bleach.

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      3. Christopher Cross‏ @Chris_Cross77 Aug 21
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        I've seen someone drink a cup of bleach. They threw up. It didn't do much more than that.

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      1.  🍄 The Petrichory  🏕️‏ @The_Petrichory Aug 21
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        Possible options: A > B B > A A ~= B I don't believe either of them is a terribly sincere person. Both fall back on their religion to justify anything they currently use to attain power. In the case of woke leftism, it isn't formally recognized as a religion, but it is.

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      1. Jabroni Whisperer‏ @minarchis1 Aug 21
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        I don't get it, are these choices supposed to be a bad?pic.twitter.com/h50jcrt19H

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      1. FreeTradesman‏ @FreeTradesman Aug 21
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        This is the type of critical thinking we need right now. You're doing the Lord's work

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      1. Vinay Prasad‏ @findingvinay Aug 21
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        true coin flips are incredibly rare in the real world. People should always be able to pick one of the options you present. I enjoy your questions because they make me think hard.

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