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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 20
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    are all salsas that you get in the bottle so watery? i've got sixteen to go through and the couple i've tried were quite thin.

    6:41 PM - 20 Aug 2020
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      2. Jambi‏ @PenceMaster Aug 20
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        It's where the term weak sauce comes from

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 20
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        hahahahah

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      2. Keith‏ @AsHarshAsTruth Aug 20
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        Lesser quality ones are. Shake the bottle before opening.

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 20
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        not a bad idea, ty

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      1. i.v.a.‏ @righteousmaid Aug 20
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        Make your own! Late August tradition

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        Salsa Shrinkflation

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        Come over next time you're in Phoenix. My wife makes an amazing salsa verde

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      1.  ⚙Zach ⚙‏ @zachlam Aug 20
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        Snort the water out with a straw, old Mexican trick

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      2. 𝖲 𝖤 Λ 𝖭 𝖬 𝖮 𝖱 𝖱 𝖨 𝖲℠‏ @IAmSeanMorris Aug 20
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        Its cause you're not buying the kind that comes in a jar.

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        Even that is no guarantee. Had this issue tonight, oddly.

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