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Author of Dear Reader and The New Right Host of "YOUR WELCOME" and Night Shade / Subject of Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar

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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 19
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    Michael Malice Retweeted The Daily Show

    You're a modern-day Jon Stewarthttps://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1296099289811345411 …

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    TRUMP SUPPORTER [still has no idea what to do with his 900 cans of Goya beans]: Oh Jesus what now https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1296092859226042368 …
    9:07 AM - 19 Aug 2020
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      1. Crossfire Hurricane‏ @bitch_de_jure Aug 19
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        i miss that show

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      2. Whiskey Silver‏ @WhiskeySilver Aug 19
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        pic.twitter.com/RgyzB7jKLc

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 19
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        omg yes

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      2. Kobayashi's Basilisk‏ @FaeceSocietatis Aug 19
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        More like Yawn Stewart amirite (ill see myself out 🏃‍♂️)

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      1. Grouchu Marku‏ @MarkuAnon Aug 19
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        I would eat a significant portion of the beans and maybe give the rest away

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      1. Aim-ee‏ @aimeeisthebest Aug 19
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        I don't watch any late night "comedy" shows like that. None of them are funny and only an idiot doesn't know what to do with cans of beans. Cook with them. lol

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      1. EMPERORINTERNET‏ @INTERNETKAISER Aug 19
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      1. SOULzhenitsyn‏ @soulzhenitsyn Aug 19
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        will trade goya beans for toilet paper

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      2. Rime And Treason‏ @RimeAndTreason Aug 19
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        Is my perception just tainted by nostalgia or did Jon Stewart actually have some talent and class? its probably just the same old "the media used to have integrity" delusion

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