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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Aug 16
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    Michael Malice Retweeted David Joseph Smith

    toe jamhttps://twitter.com/David_J_S_/status/1295045531341922306 …

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    David Joseph Smith @David_J_S_
    Replying to @michaelmalice
    Michaels polls are the worst polls on Twitter. A future Malice poll: Which of these would you rather eat? Shit Toe Jam Burger King cashiers snot
    10:11 AM - 16 Aug 2020
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    • ProfitForTheMises No step Ian Lopez🇵🇭 Keith Bass tooheys3 Rocket John Girgus matt darling
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      1. cryptoknyte‏ @cryptoknyte Aug 16
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        I would have said snot

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      1. David Joseph Smith‏ @David_J_S_ Aug 16
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        😆

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      1. Alex‏ @easyneet Aug 16
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        Btw that's Dave Smith's burner account

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      1. Eye‏ @Eye24650787 Aug 16
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        I know I'm the minority... But I love @michaelmalice polls. They are cooky and crazy and many times I have to really think about the answer. But not this time, this poll should have been real easy to answer.

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      2. Cyrus The Adequate (We Can't All Be Great)‏ @Thenatu62656780 Aug 16
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        Watching you play with trolls is my favorite sport.

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      3. David Joseph Smith‏ @David_J_S_ Aug 16
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        Im not trolling Malice tho.

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      2. 𝖲 𝖤 Λ 𝖭 𝖬 𝖮 𝖱 𝖱 𝖨 𝖲℠‏ @IAmSeanMorris Aug 16
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        & Earl?pic.twitter.com/lLutzWorb5

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      3. Hedonismbot‏ @hedonism_bot Aug 16
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        [funky theme]

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      1. Aldredge DeLarge‏ @AldredgeDelarge Aug 16
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        Definitely toe jam.

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      1. Christopher Cross‏ @Chris_Cross77 Aug 16
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        Just to think last night I was a bit grossed out at the thought of a peanut butter and Tomato sandwich. After looking it up, only to find peanut butter and raw onion sandwiches were a thing.

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