I got you to laugh once and now I’m just chasing the dragon.
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I fear the dragon, but he has so much gold
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Hey, we're all trying to get our 15 minutes. 5k tweets and it hasn't happened for me yet, but I'm just dumb enough to keep trying
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Yes, and...
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A platform built for passing comments is filled with passing comments.
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Laughter is that strange place between terror and attack. It fits twitter.
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Is the midriff response to this tweet, "yes and..." ?
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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse, mee...
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You did this to me. I don’t know whether I enjoy knowing it or detest it.
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