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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jul 24
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    Michael Malice Retweeted Aspersion Caster

    you stole that joke from stephen colbert and dont even realize ithttps://twitter.com/AspersionCaster/status/1286681905761529856 …

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    Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster
    Replying to @luisjgomez
    Is @ComicDaveSmith's mouth @michaelmalice's cock holster? #RussianCollusion #Gomez2020
    8:18 AM - 24 Jul 2020
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    • José Nuno Rocha 🌍 Sean Who Can Be Against Us 🐻 TheRealShamil oddocorrect Automag Waffles Nickolaus Moormann pi$$ed0ffp4tri0t
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      1. Aspersion Caster‏ @AspersionCaster Jul 24
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        I definitely realized. I'm not witty enough to come up with my own jokes.

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      1. Eric‏ @ericjthut Jul 24
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        A low point in that guys life

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      1. The Incredulous Rube‏ @IncredulousRube Jul 24
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        Imagine being the Carlos Mencia of 140-character internet trolling. Nowhere to go but up, I suppose...

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      1. Chris Arrr‏ @capitalistpeeg Jul 24
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        I think they realize... it's the fact that it's not remotely as funny when they re-use someone else's joke that is lost on them.

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      1. Bob Jabroski‏ @bobjabroski Jul 24
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        Worse, they realize it, but are hoping nobody else will.

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      2. Voluntary Joe‏ @1CupNoLiberty Jul 24
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        It’s older than Colbert is.

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      3. Durham Snider‏ @Sni_dur Jul 24
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        Not to the vast majority of the general public

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      1. Whiskey & Rebellion‏ @whiskeynrebel Jul 24
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        Shit I think the US Army stole colberts joke too...

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      1. Mike Findlay‏ @MikFin Jul 24
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        Some things don't improve with age.

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      1. Pablo Sanchez‏ @psheights Jul 24
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        who stole it from pam on archer

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