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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 24
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    lets just say some protein bars are a lot easier to digest than others and leave it at that

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      1. Thumos & Sophia‏ @MattSmi37336269 Jun 24
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        I don't know how you can stand any of those. Would rather just have a shake or jerky.

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      2. Mike‏ @TheKoolaider Jun 24
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        And let's also just say that sometimes the inside of my toilet bowl sounds like a landslide during a thunderstorm, but say no more.

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      3. NotWithoutMyFather 🌪️ 🇺🇸 🌱‏ @Drizztsgirl Jun 25
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        Yuck👍

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      1. kat‏ @kxtkitkat Jun 24
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        i support this.

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      1. John V‏ @JohnnyInfinity Jun 24
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        Let's say eating animals, fruit and veg is better than science bars

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        Yeah that’s part of the fun

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      1. pOw‏ @patrickwowen Jun 24
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        Hahahahaha

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      1. pOw‏ @patrickwowen Jun 24
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        Some you should just eat while sitting on the toilet. 😁

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      2. Mega‏ @Moogalah Jun 24
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        I like quest smores

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      3. justmelooking‏ @YooNeverNo Jun 24
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        I Like Quest birthday cake too.

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