i love word salads
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the midwits will point out the minutiae that literally doesn't matter and think they're albert einstein (the only smart person ever too)
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And they ignore nuance when it actually matters
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Well yeah, a FIREcracker is totally different than trying to light someone on fire. I see why Scott spoke up now. He's being pedantic where setting people on fire is concerned. We need heroes like him.
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This is best Amy.


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That was some firecracker. Think they used those in Afghanistan for "cap gun" fights...
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Tweets like this frustrate me because I can’t hold down a key and retweet a hundred times
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explosive. a firework detonating right next to you is no longer disneyland fun
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Firecracker. Sounds so dainty and patriotic. That looked like an M-80 or a mortar. So easy to dismiss (or exaggerate) an image with the words we use to describe it.
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Amazing someone would try and defend this.
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