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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 20
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    One of the most common midriff tools is the intentional misunderstanding If you mention the police, they will "joke" about Sting If you mention red, they will "joke" about the GOP It's especially sad when they do it with homophones, i.e. mentioning thyme and they go to clocks

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      2. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 20
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        It should go without saying that the homo- prefix is the midwit call to arms

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      3. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 20
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        Oftentimes midriffs will be upset that they would have been, say, the fourth person to make a given "joke." In fact they would have been the fourth to type it. Many others made it but knew better than to commit such marginal humor to writing

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      4. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 20
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        Lets see how many respond to this thread with some TWSS variant

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      2. Zach Harris‏ @zachmaster426 Jun 20
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        But without those jokes I would have no sense of humor at all

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      3. Jon Schreifels‏ @JonSchreifels Jun 21
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        Remove everything before the “no”

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      1. Juan‏ @clampedup Jun 20
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        Rip dad jokes

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      1. Taylor Britton‏ @TaylorLBritton Jun 20
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        so i take it you didn't like the spectrum jokes

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        I mean, what do you expect from navel intelligence?

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        I’m insulted by the suggestion I would joke about Sting. I would obviously joke about Stewart Copeland

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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 20
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        Michael Malice Retweeted joel greiner

        https://twitter.com/joelgreiner4/status/1274572541282131968 …

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        joel greiner @joelgreiner4
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        Crack pipe or the " laying the pipe," pipe? Rhetorical question both good ideas. Lol
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