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    Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 18
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    We're about five months away from General Mills telling us that Boo Berry is the ghost of Emmett Till, and "an opportunity for parents to have a conversation about America's troubled racial history."pic.twitter.com/yc3KDmA9Gb

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      1. Michael Malice‏Verified account @michaelmalice Jun 18
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        It goes without saying that Franken Berry is meant to be a gay and Count Chocula is meant to be a Jew.

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      1. Quint 🇺🇸 🦈‏ @NycQuint Jun 18
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        😂😂😂

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      1. No one you know I don't think‏ @deadabovethelip Jun 18
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        every act of racial disharmony in this Country has been a commercial for junkfood. the movie mad monster party is about this.

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      1. A.S. Phoulle‏ @asimplefoolblog Jun 18
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        Dear God I hope you're wrong. I won't know if I'd want to laugh or cry.

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      1. Patriot‏ @ArjParish Jun 18
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        I called the syrup and rice weeks ago. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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      1. Drew Peacock  🤡 🌎🅡‏ @nilesturner Jun 18
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        They’re finally making an In Living Color movie of Handy Man. Not who I expected they would cast though.pic.twitter.com/Fgy7JyRmy8

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      1. Privatize Everything‏ @LsInDC Jun 18
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        Not everyone is obsessed with cereal tho

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      1. TG‏ @MinzeBlauSonne Jun 18
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        How is @KraftHeinzCo getting away with this guy on a product?https://www.kraftheinz-foodservice.com/product/10043000845810/CALUMET-Baking-Powder-5-lb-Canisters-Pack-of-6?categoryid=bakingdesserts …

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        Tony the Tiger is a furry

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        TFW you've got a mildly funny pun lined up but know it'll get you cancelled if you post it 😔

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